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WHO THE FUCK IS CLAUDE · №01 · A PRIVATE INDEX
Field guide · AI on your own machine · 4 min
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I pointed a local AI at everything I've ever made.

Years of work, scattered across drives and dead folders. I gave the lot to an AI on my own laptop and got back a private index I can actually search. No cloud, no subscription. Here is how, and what it is for.


Every maker has this problem. Hundreds of files across old projects. Half on a drive, half in three different clouds, half on a laptop that died two years ago. A body of work you cannot see, let alone use.

875
documents read
2,674
images + frames described
£0
to run
1
laptop
FIG. 1 · the whole archive, on one machine, overnight

So I pointed AI at it. Not a service that wants my files and a monthly fee. A couple of small models running locally, for nothing. One reads the text out of every document. One looks at every image and video frame and writes down what it sees. One boils each file down to its essence.

Messy archive875 documents and 2,674 visuals, spread across drives and folders.
ExtractPull the text out of every PDF and document. pdftotext · mammoth
CaptionA local vision model describes every image and video frame. moondream · on-device
DistilA local text model boils each file down to its essence. gemma · on-device
Index ★One vault. Type a word, find the thing.
FIG. 2 · everything right of "extract" runs locally and free

Here is what that does to a single file. An old branding job from the archive, read and described by a model that never leaves the machine.

archive image
la pizzera.1-02.png
A vibrant red circle with the words "La Pizzeria" in white at its centre. Inside, two images arranged symmetrically: a slice of cheese on the top half, a fresh tomato below. The white background gives a stark contrast to the red circle.
Local AI · moondream · no upload
FIG. 3 · one image, made searchable. Now multiply by 2,674

Do that across the whole archive and it stops being a graveyard. It becomes a map. A project from years ago sits next to one from last month, joined by what they share.

The archive stops being a graveyard. It becomes a map.
Regions
FIG. 4 · the index as a map. Drag a node, scroll to zoom, click a region to mute it

This is the part the hype skips. You do not need a data project or a cloud contract to get something out of AI. For a lot of small jobs the tools already sit on your laptop. The skill is knowing what to point them at.

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